A laid-back tee for the online-savvy loner who laughs at their own notification history. This soft, lightweight shirt wears like a favorite—breathable 100% ring-spun cotton with a clean crew neck—and carries a cheeky, retro-styled print: a cartoon security camera with the lines “POSTED & WATCHED & WATCHED” above and “FAMOUS IN MY OWN HEAD” below. It feels like a private joke you can share without saying a word. Wear it to scrolling marathons, low-key meetups, or late-night content sessions. The muted vintage palette and slightly distressed print give it a lived-in look that blends with denim, hoodies, or layered streetwear. Ethically sourced cotton and a tear-away label keep comfort honest; sturdy ribbing and shoulder tape mean this shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight (153 g/m²) for breathable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Durable Direct-to-Garment / DTF prints with vintage distressed look
- Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors